Lies are hard to keep straight . . . That's why I have an organizer.
Argue for your limitations, and you get to keep them.
If it's "Tourist Season", how come I can't shoot any?
I'll call myself a procrastinator later.
I told you not to touch me there!
Professional Development? Does this mean we get to go to DisneyWorld?
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Where am I going? And what am I doing in this handbasket?
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.
So I guess when you tell people about your past, it's met with some skepticism...?
So now I can call you my estranged wife, instead of simply my strange wife...
She was like water.... so tasteless, yet wet
Glibido: All talk and no action.
"That's redundant. And you said the same thing twice!"
The three most important rules of life:
He who laughs last... thinks the slowest.
Got a random neural firing?